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funny meanings of car names

Who said car names don't have meanings

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Tchnolgy

FORD: For Only Rough Drivrs
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HYUNDAI: Hope u Undrstand Nothng's Drivable & Inexpnsve

VOLVO: Vry Odd Lookng Vehicular Objct

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Childrn Havng Evrythng

OPEL: Old People Enjoyng Life

TOYOTA: The One u Only Trust, Alwys

HONDA: Hanged Ovr, Now Drivng Away

BMW: Brings Me Women .

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I need a friend

I need a friend, who is jolly and friendly

One who does not make me sad or angry?

All the problem should I share with him,

I need a friend, who has got strong beliefs.

On whom I can rely to be true and construct

All these attribute are being for this special being

To whom I could like to give my heart and soul.

Examination

Ah! It’s again examination

What a botheration

For the young generation

Must study with concentration

English and its composition

Urdu and its recitation

Math with its calculation

Chemistry with its equations

Civics with its civilization

Geography with its population

Biology with its classification

Physics with its definitions

Home test, pre-board and detentions

Preparation, preparation, preparation

Who can survive in this situation ?

While no time for recreation.

Fun Maza

  • Roses are red, violet are blue

Monkeys like you, are kept in zoo

Hey, Friend; remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

  • The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flower too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you ?

  • Hi! I am marring next week, there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…… so I am inviting you….don’t bring any gift with you…..just bring someone to marry me.
  • My feeling for you no words can tell

Except for may be “go to hell”

Of lowing beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God

That everyone should have a friend like you……………

Why should only I suffer!!!!

  • When you feel sad…………

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say.

“Damn I am really cute” you will overcome your sadness

But don’t make this a habit…………

Coz liars go to hell!!!!

Jokes

  • Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”

Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”

  • A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:

“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told you “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The next day again he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss, by this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

“I’ve already told you twice, my husband, your boss, died last week!  Why do you keep calling?”

“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it……………………”

  • Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”

Man: its 3:15

Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer”.

  • Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called ?

Student: I don’t know

Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called ?

Student: they are called Germs.

Computer lover’s sayings

  • you have Entered into my heart
  • it has become difficult to shift my thoughts elsewhere
  • I am unable to control my feelings for you
  • I just can’t delete you from my heart’s screen
  • I would never want to escape from loving you
  • This is all so beautiful, only you can help me
  • I don’t want to End it
  • I want to Home in you heart
  • Save this important message ever and for ever.

Computer lover’s sayings

An insect falls into a glass of cola

English: Throws his glass away and walks out.

American: Takes the insect out and drinks the cola.

Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the cola away.

Indian: Sells the cola to American, the insect to Chinese and get a new glass of cola.

Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his cola, relates the issue of Kashmir, asks Chinese for militarizes aid, takes a loan from American and buy a new cola.

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How to catch a lion

1) Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is a reaction,whichis equal and opposite. It implies you catch a lion as a reaction.

2) Einstein Method :

Run in the direction opposite that of a lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3) Schrödinger Methods:

At any given movement, there is po sitive probability for loin to be in the cave so set the trap, sit down and wait.

 

4) Inverse transformation Method :

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

 

5) Thermodynamic procedure :

We construct a semi permeable membrane, which allows every thing to pass through it except lion, and then sweep the entire forest with it.

How to catch a lion Scientific Methods

Funny modern paper

Max Marks: 300                                                                Time allowed: From sunrise to sunset

A: Instructions:

1 Attempt all questions

2 Intelligent and poor students out of hall.

3 Only one Guide of concerned subject is allowed.

4 Attach a new note of Rs 1000/- or $ 1000/- with answer sheet.

B: Questions

  1. Write a letter to your father in law to marry his daughter to you as soon as possible.
  2. Explain uses of cheating in exams.
  3. Write a note on any five girl colleges which you visit daily.
  4. Write an easy on any one of the following
    1. Love principles
    2. Girls schools
    3. Uses of bus stop
    4. Cinema house
  5. Write a summary of the movie you watch last night.
  6. Use the following words in your own sentences.
    1. Engagement
    2. Mother in law
    3. Sister in law
    4. Wife
    5. Chatting
  7. Write an application to your wife that you are in need of Rs 5000 only.
  8. Write a song , you like the most.

Physical and chemical properties of women

Physical Properties:

* Multi colored.

* Variable density.

* Freezing at nothing but

* Boils at any thing.

Chemical Properties:

* De colorize when placed beside a better looking specimen.

* Soluble in dilute flattery acid.

* Violent reaction occurs if left alone

Judgmental rays can easily pass through it.

Why students fail

why students failA new research shedding light on why students fail. It is not the student fault if they fail. Why?

There are 365 days in a year, which are not enough.

Find out how???????????

Sunday:

There are 52 days which are rest days and hence no works. Balance 313 days.

Summer vacation:

About 50 days and the weather are very hot. It is difficult to study.

Balance 263 days

Sleep:

About 8(hours) per day which means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

Exercise:

At least one hour daily for a healthy life style.  Hence another 15 days. Balance 126 days.

Food:

Two hour mean 30 days. Balance 96 days.

Talking:

One hour mean 15 days. Balance 81 days.

Exam:

At least 35 days per year. Balance 46 days.

Recreation:

Movies and functions at least 45 days. Balance one day.

That one day is your birthday. Now tell me how can a student possibly pass?

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