Who said car names don't have meanings
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Tchnolgy
FORD: For Only Rough Drivrs
HYUNDAI: Hope u Undrstand Nothng's Drivable & Inexpnsve
VOLVO: Vry Odd Lookng Vehicular Objct
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Childrn Havng Evrythng
OPEL: Old People Enjoyng Life
TOYOTA: The One u Only Trust, Alwys
HONDA: Hanged Ovr, Now Drivng Away
BMW: Brings Me Women .
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I need a friend, who is jolly and friendly
One who does not make me sad or angry?
All the problem should I share with him,
I need a friend, who has got strong beliefs.
On whom I can rely to be true and construct
All these attribute are being for this special being
To whom I could like to give my heart and soul.
Ah! It’s again examination
What a botheration
For the young generation
Must study with concentration
English and its composition
Urdu and its recitation
Math with its calculation
Chemistry with its equations
Civics with its civilization
Geography with its population
Biology with its classification
Physics with its definitions
Home test, pre-board and detentions
Preparation, preparation, preparation
Who can survive in this situation ?
While no time for recreation.
- Roses are red, violet are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in zoo
Hey, Friend; remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
- The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flower too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you ?
- Hi! I am marring next week, there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…… so I am inviting you….don’t bring any gift with you…..just bring someone to marry me.
- My feeling for you no words can tell
Except for may be “go to hell”
Of lowing beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God
That everyone should have a friend like you……………
Why should only I suffer!!!!
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say.
“Damn I am really cute” you will overcome your sadness
But don’t make this a habit…………
Coz liars go to hell!!!!
- Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
- A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The next day again he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss, by this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told you twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do you keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it……………………”
- Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
- Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called ?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called ?
Student: they are called Germs.
English: Throws his glass away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the cola.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the cola away.
Indian: Sells the cola to American, the insect to Chinese and get a new glass of cola.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his cola, relates the issue of Kashmir, asks Chinese for militarizes aid, takes a loan from American and buy a new cola.
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1) Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is a reaction,whichis equal and opposite. It implies you catch a lion as a reaction.
2) Einstein Method :
Run in the direction opposite that of a lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3) Schrödinger Methods:
At any given movement, there is po sitive probability for loin to be in the cave so set the trap, sit down and wait.
4) Inverse transformation Method :
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
5) Thermodynamic procedure :
We construct a semi permeable membrane, which allows every thing to pass through it except lion, and then sweep the entire forest with it.
How to catch a lion Scientific Methods
Max Marks: 300 Time allowed: From sunrise to sunset
1 Attempt all questions
2 Intelligent and poor students out of hall.
3 Only one Guide of concerned subject is allowed.
4 Attach a new note of Rs 1000/- or $ 1000/- with answer sheet.
- Write a letter to your father in law to marry his daughter to you as soon as possible.
- Explain uses of cheating in exams.
- Write a note on any five girl colleges which you visit daily.
- Write an easy on any one of the following
- Love principles
- Girls schools
- Uses of bus stop
- Cinema house
- Write a summary of the movie you watch last night.
- Use the following words in your own sentences.
- Mother in law
- Sister in law
- Write an application to your wife that you are in need of Rs 5000 only.
- Write a song , you like the most.
* Multi colored.
* Variable density.
* Freezing at nothing but
* Boils at any thing.
* De colorize when placed beside a better looking specimen.
* Soluble in dilute flattery acid.
* Violent reaction occurs if left alone
Judgmental rays can easily pass through it.
A new research shedding light on why students fail. It is not the student fault if they fail. Why?
There are 365 days in a year, which are not enough.
Find out how???????????
There are 52 days which are rest days and hence no works. Balance 313 days.
About 50 days and the weather are very hot. It is difficult to study.
Balance 263 days
About 8(hours) per day which means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
At least one hour daily for a healthy life style. Hence another 15 days. Balance 126 days.
Two hour mean 30 days. Balance 96 days.
One hour mean 15 days. Balance 81 days.
At least 35 days per year. Balance 46 days.
Movies and functions at least 45 days. Balance one day.
That one day is your birthday. Now tell me how can a student possibly pass?