funny meanings of car names

Who said car names don’t have meanings FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Tchnolgy FORD: For Only Rough Drivrs …… HYUNDAI: Hope u Undrstand Nothng’s Drivable & Inexpnsve VOLVO: Vry Odd Lookng Vehicular Objct PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Childrn Havng Evrythng OPEL: Old People Enjoyng Life TOYOTA: The One u Only Trust, Alwys HONDA: Hanged […]

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I need a friend

I need a friend, who is jolly and friendly One who does not make me sad or angry? All the problem should I share with him, I need a friend, who has got strong beliefs. On whom I can rely to be true and construct All these attribute are being for this special being To […]

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Examination

Ah! It’s again examination What a botheration For the young generation Must study with concentration English and its composition Urdu and its recitation Math with its calculation Chemistry with its equations Civics with its civilization Geography with its population Biology with its classification Physics with its definitions Home test, pre-board and detentions Preparation, preparation, preparation […]

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Fun Maza

Roses are red, violet are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in zoo Hey, Friend; remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flower too. If rain makes all things […]

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Jokes

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?” Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.” A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I am afraid he died last week” she explains. The next day the man calls […]

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Computer lover’s sayings

you have Entered into my heart it has become difficult to shift my thoughts elsewhere I am unable to control my feelings for you I just can’t delete you from my heart’s screen I would never want to escape from loving you This is all so beautiful, only you can help me I don’t want […]

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An insect falls into a glass of cola

English: Throws his glass away and walks out. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the cola. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the cola away. Indian: Sells the cola to American, the insect to Chinese and get a new glass of cola. Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his cola, relates the […]

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How to catch a lion

1) Newton’s Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is a reaction,whichis equal and opposite. It implies you catch a lion as a reaction. 2) Einstein Method : Run in the direction opposite that of a lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired […]

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Funny modern paper

Max Marks: 300                                                                Time allowed: From sunrise to sunset A: Instructions: 1 Attempt all questions 2 Intelligent and poor students out of hall. 3 Only one Guide of concerned subject is allowed. 4 Attach a new note of Rs 1000/- or $ 1000/- with answer sheet. B: Questions Write a letter to your father […]

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Physical and chemical properties of women

Physical Properties: * Multi colored. * Variable density. * Freezing at nothing but * Boils at any thing. Chemical Properties: * De colorize when placed beside a better looking specimen. * Soluble in dilute flattery acid. * Violent reaction occurs if left alone Judgmental rays can easily pass through it.

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